Real Life vs Games

I have no idea why we sequester ourselves in our homes to play games and watch so much television. The graphics are so much better in real life, you never have to worry about total devaluation of your hard work and leveling with a new release upping the level max. The PVP areas are a lot easier to avoid unless you've made some really bad choices, and even then, those that PVP don't generally last long since there's no spawn point. You don't have to worry about people trading each other on ebay as much... and there's lots of systems in place to keep rude people from pulling a ninja on boss drops... granted, I've yet to see drops IRL. Real life has far better smells than stinky gamers, and I don't care what your level of cooking is, your game steaks are nowhere near as yummy as the ones i'm going to cook on the grill. Sure, both involve some really boring grinds, but the options in real life are infinite. Ever explore the REAL world? It's huge... you'll never run out of landscape. No voice will tell you that you are leaving the mission area because there's no more area left to explore. Just be careful out there friends, there's no spawn points. And healers really like to overcharge.