Tshirt of Fear +1

An old friend of mine has once again taken to minimalist humor to bring woe and trouble to our lives.  He's got a new cafe-press item out that is very worth it for creeping out your significant other, getting double-takes from people, and most importantly keeping people out of your drinks and lunch thermos.

There's a reason this guy used to help us run our old WoW guild...   I can't remember for the life of me what that reason is, but the stuff is funny, go get it.

http://www.cafepress.com/wittybucks  

Used without his permission, I'm sure he'll sue me once this stuff makes enough money that he can afford a lawyer.